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Benjamin Alpert

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[Mar. 6th, 2010|12:29 am]
TO: Sean McKinney
FROM: benalpert@hotmail.com

Sean,

I'm organising a big charity thingy a few months ahead, and I'm currently trying to suck in some big names. Can I count on your prescence? It'll be a cool formal-wear thing, and we'll be raising money for a good cause. I think it's knocked up teenage sluts this time, but you'll have to ask Mai.

And get back to me yourself, don't communicate solely through your freakin' secretary. Unless she turns up in person, and then only when she wears that shirt with the low neckline I got her for christmas.

Ben
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[Mar. 4th, 2010|05:27 pm]
Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me To do anything I please )
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